And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman's sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

I feel like I need to show you a Bachman’s sparrow for this post to truly land.

Oooooh the most bird ever.

omg this is so me my favourite bird is the short-toed treecreeper and.

like. yea...

I’m sorry to admit this and I would never do it in real life because I have an immense respect for wildlife and specifically the delicate nature of birds. That is the most grabbable animal I have ever seen. It looks free for the taking.

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

I legit cried reading this.

Horse identification: Breyer #809 Standing Quarter Horse Mare (customized)

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I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

Once in the 3rd grade, we were learning about marine life. The material we were reading said that baby blue whales are around 50 feet long when they’re born. Our teacher stopped, realizing that a bunch of 8-9 year olds had no actual concept of how big that was, so she took us all out to the schoolyard with a tape measure. Now this tape measure only went up to 10 feet, so she had to mark off 5 total 10 foot increments. And when she was done, standing 50 feet away from us, she yelled back “And this is only a baby! Can you imagine how big adult blue whales are?” And let me tell you, the stunned, profound silence that came from this group of 12 normally chatty children still haunts me to this day. Every time I think about how big whales are, I remember that spring day in the 3rd grade.

Unskilled labour is absoluetely a real thing.

Elon Musk is CEO for three (3) separate, massive companies at the same time. Tesla (one of the biggest electric car companies in the world), twitter (one of the biggest social media companies in the world), and Space X (a literal fucking SPACE SHIP COMPANY).

There is zero chance there is any sort of effort that goes into a CEO job if Elon "Let that sink in" Musk is doing three of them.

that's because CEOs are not workers

I'm not disagreeing with anyone here I just want to get everyone's communism up to date

yeah whether a CEO is putting forth effort or not isn't even the issue, a lot of them are doing way too much all the time. the issue is they are not doing labor.

omg you’re all soooooo right, that’s why paying disabled people sub minimum wage is fine actually :)

in other news you dont actually have to accept the fucking premise, and therefore dont have to do these circle jerk justifications that only serve to reinforce them.

Time is a measure of your single human life, and there should be an enforced minimum to take up an hour of it.

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